Corona virus has hugely affected Tamil Nadu, the land of unity, as I call it.
Look what happened.
Inadequate food ? Panic buying ? Getting your ass whooped by the cops ?
Hell,NO !
This is about the famous Anil vs Aamai fights.
Ladies and gentlemen, remember.
Today could’ve been your best day.
It’s the 5th day since Master’s release, and as you scroll your FB feed with popcorn or sundal by your side, you get to see the Anils claiming crores of first week collection (subtly preparing VJ na for the next raid), aamais with screenshots of anna’s ass-grabbing scenes, sOciAL meme creators with the collages of Malavika Mohanan (and later jerking off to it) & writing highly adorable captions like Malu or Mallu (it doesn’t matter, does it?) because they don’t intend to waste their 1.5 GB data elsewhere.
Those were the days.
Gods, I miss ‘em.
But, today’s actually your worst day.
Ever imagined Anils & Aamais picking up sides with Money Heist and Breaking Bad ?
Wake up, it’s happening.
Ever imagined Anils & Aamais creating mashup videos of Professor and Inspector with கண் பேசும் வார்த்தைகள் புரிவதில்லை track ?
Wake up, it’s fucking happening.
They still got their 1.5GB, I see.
The harmless human beings with proper level of sanity are annoyed, hence triggered. My friend found a Facebook post that was offering people with lifetime settlement in exchange for naming a series better than Money Heist. He went on to comment ‘Peaky Blinders’. Not that he cared about the reward, but he was pissed off.
Then, he ensued a duel with one of the admins (supposedly an Anil). Thankfully my friend came out winning, because he commented in English.
Neither of ’em were able to understand each other, and when nobody dared to comment, the Anilaandi thought he won. He celebrated by singing ‘Chow Chow’ — tamil dubbed version of ‘Bella Ciao Ciao’. (Wake up, they’re singing now).
My friend escaped the post unhurt. But at what cost ?
He has become one of them.
I could’ve ranted well before, at the early stages of this pandemic.
But, I didn’t. I intended to laugh it off. Yet, even the calmest introvert in your house, hiding in his bedroom for years, has a threshold level, and when that’s breached, hell breaks loose.
My threshold level is usually high, but somebody took a leap over it yesterday, claiming David Fincher doesn’t seem to be as good as people claim him to be because this guy was heavily mindfucked watching Mind Hunter. I suppose his mind was already fucked with imaginary kutty stories of VJ na featuring Dala chasing duppatas of heroine.
இன்னிக்கு David Fincher படம் ஸ்லோ வா இருக்கு-னுவ , நாளைக்கு Tarantino overrated-னுவ , ஏன் , ஒரு நாள் , Stephen King அட்லீ மாதிரி ராகவா லாரன்ஸ் கதையை திருடி எழுதிடார்-னுவ.
முடில டா என்னால !
Ladies & gentlemen, all I can do is write, and vent my emotions. Maybe if you have the desired resources, take this up to Kollywood directors, and even if not in theatres — which is impossible now — at least they can release in Hotstar/Youtube to satiate their kannis’ hunger.
Amazon Prime is a better choice actually, but let them have a word with Karthik Naren once.
Now, more than ever, I am washing my hands 8 times a day, maintaining social distancing, and decided not to go out until the lockdown is uplifted.
Because, my threshold level has already been breached, and I can’t suffer another pandemic without the normal life (Anil vs Aamai).
I’d die soon,choking in my masks from suffocation, rather living long enough to see myself become one of ‘em.
Rant over.
Thanks.
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